Anyway, they are fabulously soft...except for my heels, which are worse than sandpaper and occasionally become cavernous and painful. In an attempt to cure this foot ailment I counseled my wonderful wife on what I should do. I had already tried using a foot shaving thing-a-ma-bobber, but that just made me have to vacuum the floor. Wendi then informed me that I should try a cream..."sounds good to me, let's go get one".
So, I got one and it seems to help. Along with that, I am very secure in my manhood, but I never thought I would be pimpin' some Sally Hansen. I feel so pretty now.
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I like this theme of personal hygiene products your blog has taken.
total accident, but a nice observation on your part...bravo. *claps*
You could use the foot scrapper thingy in the bathroom, over something easily flushed or washed out, and THEN the cream...
Ooo you'll have the envy of heels everywhere.
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